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the infinite corridor is 47.2 rods, 251 meters, 825 feet, 0.15625 miles, 246,344,665 Gallons/Acres, 447.918 Farad-Ohm-Knots, 96,675.13 Calories/Smoot2 inHg, 655,633.4 Points, or just under 148 smoots long Therefore, we can prove that: By law of syllogism, infinity = 47.2 rods One can never go outside of an infinite space, therefore it is impossible to leave M.I.T. In order to reach Harvard starting from the center of the universe, one must travel an infinite distance over 13 times! Since everything is within the universe, it is impossible to reach Harvard and therefore there can be no life there.
Since the corridor is infinitely long and of nonzero width, its area must also be infinite. The average number of people per unit area is functionally zero. This proves that you will never see another person in the corridor, unless, perhaps, you haven't slept in a long time. When travelling down the Infinite Corridor, one travels an infinite distance in a finite time. One is therefore going very fast, and time dilation will be significant. In fact, for each day experienced by an M.I.T. student, 65,536 years will go by for the outside world. Therefore, M.I.T. students can sleep only once every 65,536 years. The speed of light has been proven to be finite. Since something moving at finite speed can never escape infinite space, light cannot escape from M.I.T. This explains why so many M.I.T. students appear to be wearing black. The infinite corridor has an infinite volume, and therefore if all the air in the universe were in it, it would still be at a lower pressure than atmospheric. This explains why M.I.T. sucks. The Harvard Bridge is approximately 120 rods across, so one must travel 2.5 times an infinite distance to walk across it. This might explain the attendance records of people from some of the ILGs across the river. |
